Stalkin' Your Mom 歌詞

CHORUS (4x) Stalkin' you mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stakin' stalkin' your mom Haha, I've been stalking you mom for like two years straight I'm way too shy to ask her out on a date So I just wait in your neighbors' lawn With my camera ready and my camouflage on And I know I'll get plenty pics Once she leaves for work at exactly seven twenty-six I follow her on my bike, but it's hopeless 'Cause I'll never keep up with her Ford Focus So I kidnapped her Golden Retriever Wanted to return it just to please her But I forgot to feed her, taking care of a dog is hard Gave it to her dead and said it got hit by a car CHORUS (4x) Stalkin' you mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stakin' stalkin' your mom Yo, I dressed up as a pizza delivery guy Show up at the door and give her a pie She says, I didn't order nuttin' you geek You've been giving me free pizza like once a week! Oops, so I disguise my voice with a device So she don't know what my voice sounds like So when I call like a telemarketer just to talk to her She don't think the pizza guy's stalking her Sometimes I stay in my bathroom for days Just looking at the scrapbooks I made My life-size doll is almost there I just need a couple more strands of hair CHORUS (4x) Stalkin' you mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stakin' stalkin' your mom -Aw, thanks for coming over man, it's gonna be a fun night -Yeah man, no problem, man. Hey check it out, I got the new World of Warcraft weapon pack, dawn -Aw, I love World of War... Warcraft -Hey, what's this right here? -Oh, that's just my yearbook -Your wha? Dude... dude... this is... this is my mom! This is my mom in the shower! Dude what eh what??! -I'm just... CHORUS (4x) Stalkin' you mom Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom Stakin' stalkin' your mom