Ebay 'Eck 歌詞

Deidre were the name of my first wife And she really were the true love of my life But she ran off with me best mate Jim and I really do miss him 'cos we used go crown green bowling Tuesday night Around the house I still see Deidre's face In the nick-nacks that she left around the place And my hearts in dis-array So I'm flogging her stuff on e-bay Yes ee-by-eck Ebay is really ace And theres a starting bid of a quid on the Bullseye teatowel I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat And there's two hours to go On the Fred Dibnah photo Yes Ebay's great for selling all your tat Oh yes cocker the post it is free On my Deidres Patrick Swayze DVD I feel like c'auctioning my hat But until then I'll start By selling all her Right Said Fred CD's Oh believe you me I'm auctioning the lot Please check out all the feedback I have got I'm selling Chesney Hawkes tour posters And backstreet boys drink coasters And a Bon Jovi mug that changes colour when it's hot, hot, hot And theres a starting bid of a quid on the Bullseye teatowel I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat And there's two hours to go On the Fred Dibnah photo Yes Ebay's great for selling all your tat I've sold the lot and I feel empty inside And my true emotions can no longer hide But I'll tell thee summat for knowt I've had a look in me PayPal account There's two grand in there I'm off to buy a Russian bride Come on! And theres a starting bid of a quid on the Bullseye teatowel I got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hat And there's two hours to go On the Fred Dibnah photo Yes Ebay's great for selling all your tat