Mere Pseud Mag Ed 歌詞

Mere Pseud Mag Ed His heart organ was where it should be His brain was in his arse His hand was well out of his pocket His psyche's in the hearth Had a beard which was weird Some time ago heard Ramones in '81 Has a Spanish guitar Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate! Spanish guitar doesn't get far In computer teaching job His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey Who's causes and rags were phoenix-like They were do-do like They were comfort blanket type Pho-do in fact Pho-do in fact Pho-do in fact He had a weak pisser And one night at darts match Decadent sandwich quaff He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre Saw Not the Nine O'Clock News History of the World Part One Twice each at least Twice each at least Twice each at least Mere pseud mag editor's father (x12)