Ruder Than Rude 歌詞

I'm going pissed to church and sing The Russian national hymn I like to fart in libraries And do it with a grin I fuck, fuck, fuck my best friend's girl And tell him she's a slag And in a crowded aeroplane I love to use a bag I'm mean, I'm bad, I lie to you I never tell the truth Set fire to your bed at night And shit into your boot So if you ever should think for yourself How nice it would be to be, oh, so nice Rip off your sister's teddy-bear STAY RUDE, that's my advice Selling dope to teenage kids Is the biggest fun The money I get out of it Enough to buy a gun I steal old ladies' handbags And I drink you last beer I nick my boss's Jaguar And sell it much too dear I'm mean, I'm bad, I lie to you I never tell the truth Set fire to your bed at night And shit into your boot So if you ever should think for yourself How nice it would be to be, oh, so nice Rip off your sister's teddy-bear STAY RUDE, that's my advice