Baby 歌詞

This is for my little girl My lady gives birth today I run to her room right away She smiles with glee and hands her to me I look at my newborn and say Damn, that's an ugly baby Damn, that's an ugly ass baby I'm feeling quite concerned My semen must have turned 'Cause damn that's an ugly baby I can't believe this came from me I think her mom did too much LSD she's skinny like a twig at least her nuts are big but the placenta is cuter than she Damn that's an ugly baby God damn that's an ugly ass baby I can't take her home today She'll scare the dog away 'cause damn that's an ugly baby And when she smiles I find Shane McGowen comes to mind It makes me want to cry When I look into her good eye I always wanted kids Is it wrong to hope for SIDS? Then the doctor calls me in Mr. Lynch she has a twin Damn that's a good-lookin' baby One for two on the good lookin' babies I almost start to weep Now this one we can keep cause that was an ugly ass Damn, that's an ugly baby Damn, that's an ugly baby Damn, that's an ugly baby Damn, that's an ugly baby She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye And thank god just one nose but it's on her left thigh Now doctor I am asking you guy to guy Would a really really really late term abortion still fly? Oh no, I don't want no ugly baby I said damn that's an ugly ass baby