Pretend friend 歌詞

this is my pretend friend treat him with kindness take her wherever i go just so there's someone i know he's made of plastic so she won't talk back he is a good friend because she's pretend pretend this is my pretend friend she is my witness he's filled her head the facts of my unspeakable acts he'll talk for hours she never sours he is a good friend she doesn't offend o-offend doesn't offend this is my pretend friend she fakes it so well i fuck him every night and brag about it but then it's quite true that i don't like you you are a good friend because you are pretend pretend (x4)