the clap (interlude) 歌詞

One, two, three, four If you're happy someone went behind your back And cheated on you with another snack But you never did the dirty so you didn’t have to worry When you found out later that they got the If you're happy that your gut was speaking facts And it told you not to do it; it's a trap So you said: I'll see ya later, rather be a masturbator Then you heard the alligator had the If you're happy that you kept it in your pants 'Cause someone that you liked had other plans Don't be sad you didn't pull it Just be glad you dodged a bullet You never got the—, so clap your hands