Cheesy Romantic Comedy 歌詞

I was having one of those days so I thought I'd call you up You'd come over and we'd have some drinks at our favorite bar We'd lay in bed and talk things over You would do your best Italian accent I'd make a dumb dry joke But all I got was your voicemail I've been thinking about leaving this city And if I left by plane would you call in a bomb threat And then show up at the airport? And if I left by car would you put a spike strip In the road and then meet me in the hospital? I've got nowhere left to go. So I walked down to the beach but it just reminded me of you Sandwiches, lightning and waves So i thought I'd call you up Invite you to our restaurant, I know they don't call it Green Temple for nothing But hey, dinner is on me But all I got was your voicemail I've been thinking about leaving this city And if I left by plane would you call in a bomb threat And then meet me at the airport? And if I left by car would you put a spike strip In the road and then meet me in the hospital? I've got nowhere left to go. So I thought of that dude that you are kind of not seeing, Kind of, really not And I thought about how you always wanted to see me Punch someone out for you So I walked home in the middle of the street and hoped Someone would put me out of my misery But all the drivers just swerved around me And called me a jackass I've been thinking about leaving this city And if I left by plane would you call in a bomb threat And then meet me at the airport? And if I left by car would you put a spike strip In the road and then meet me in the hospital? I've got nowhere left to go.