No Girls, No Problem 歌詞

All this porn's distracting me Trying to drive but all I see Is 1-800 I'm a man and I'm a woman too I found it in an old backpack Tons and Tons I found a stack Of pages that I could not pull apart No Girls, No problem No Girls, No problem Claims that they are all 18 Though actually 40 or 14 All fake blonds who've got fake boobs And use some funky flashy word To claim the girl will eat your turd And do some funky stuff that I cannot say Theres no problem with that Theres no problem that theres no girls No girls, No problem No girls, No problem It's almost time to go record Three more songs But we're all floored 'Cause all that we can do Is look at porn No problem, No girls No girls, No problem No girls, No problem No girls, No problem No girls, No problem No girls, No problem No girls, No problem