Luckiest Loser 歌詞

Man, you're really one heck of a guy best friend since Jr. High you showed me Playboy for the very first time that was rad We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the first row I pierced your ear right before the show we stole your brother's beer and he didn't know, whoa Whoa, your new girlfriend is a son of a gun did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?) That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion I know you know she used to be my girl you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb and did I mention that you both suck dot com? now your stuck with her like melincamp is stuck with cougar guess that makes me the luckiest loser I met her at a kegger passed out in the yard getting in her pants wasn't really that hard 6 months later she crashed my car that was rad She's got a glow from her spray on tan Marilyn Manson is her favorite band I really think she mite worship satan not a fan Whoa, Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?) That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion I know you know she used to be my girl you should run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb and did I mention that you both suck dot com? now she's stuck with you like a frat guy with a bad tattoo like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper guess that makes me the luckiest loser Mel Gibson, Danny Glover you deserve each other I'll leave the weapon when you take her home to meet your mother she was a superstar backseat of my car those days are over now, but life goes on, yeah Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? (just wanna get some?) (just wanna get some?) Yeah That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion I know you know she used to be my girl you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb and did I mention that you both suck dot com? now your stuck with her like melincamp is stuck with cougar like number two on a pooper scooper I guess that makes me the luckiest loser That girl is crazy, she's a locomotion (luckiest loser) I know you know she used to be my girl (luckiest loser) you'd better run for cover, 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb (luckiest loser) and did I mention that you both suck?