Rock Star 歌詞

I'm a big rock star Check out my shoes My girlfriends' mighty purdy And they always come in two's I'm a big rock star I'm sure that you can tell Because my hat's too tight Because my heads so swell And it's a good thing that I'm me Otherwise I wouldn't have a clue It's a good thing that I'm me Cause if I wasn't then I'd have to bust my butt And get a job and that would suck and I'd be fucked And that's the truth I'm a big rock star The man of the year My pants is all shiny From people kissing my rear I'm a big rock star My albums number one My dick ain't all that heavy But my wallet weighs a ton And it's a good thing that I'm me Otherwise I wouldn't have a clue It's a good thing that I'm me Cause if I wasn't then I'd have to bust my butt And get a job and that would suck and I'd be fucked And that's the truth I'm a big rock star You know that I'm a freak My hair's a different color Everyday of the week I'm a big rock star My crib's super swanky I'm cooler than a cold cut And my shit ain't even stanky And it's a good thing that I'm me Otherwise I wouldn't have a clue It's a good thing that I'm me Cause if I wasn't then I'd have to bust my butt And get a job and that would suck and I'd be fucked And that's the truth