The Whole Being Dead Thing (part II) 歌詞

[Betelgeuse] Ready? Okay! Hi! I'll be your guide I'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side Don't go to the Netherworld [Adam] Netherworld? [Betelgeuse] Did I say Netherworld? Never mind I'm the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-U And Jesus, I can't spell [Minions] Hi! He'll be your guide He'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side [Betelgeuse] Let's all get naked! [Adam and Barbara] No! [Betelgeuse] Eh, worth a try I'm B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E to the J-U-I-C-E Yeah! [Barbara] What is happening? [Betelgeuse] I understand that it's a lot to process But the good news is you and your spouse Died in your own house That gives you clout That means the two of you should stick around Lucky for you I dropped by Yeah, you seem like nice guys A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side As for me, I've been scaring for millennia I'm the bio-exorcist Giving houses enemas Flush out all the breathers You can breathe easier Just stick with me I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus [Minions] Ghost-zombie Jesus! [Betelgeuse] And I do it for the love of it Money? Ah, who gives a shit? I think we're a perfect fit Come on, let's make out a bit [Minions] Yeah! Dead! [Betelgeuse] It's the perfect day to die 'Cause this guy happened to be passing by To give you control of your soul For the whole being dead thing The whole being dead thing! Oh, yeah!