Ironic 歌詞

Hey, yeah, yeah Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought? It figures Mister Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye-ye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down, thought: Well, isn't this nice? And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought? It figures Oh, life has a funny way Of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay And everything's going right Oh, and life has a funny way Of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong And everything blows up in your face A traffic jam when you're already late A No-Smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little too ironic And, yeah, I really do think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take And who would've thought? It figures Yeah, life has a funny way Of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way Of helping you out Helping you out