Testo di Don't Pick It Up

I saw a little kid as he walked around He picked a candy bar up off the ground He chowed about a half when his face turned blue Turned out that candy bar was doggy doo Whoa Don't pick it up i say Whoa Unless you can throw it away Whoa Don't pick it up I say You're gonna be bummed that you went that way You're out there makin' bacon No scrutiny You mess around too much And you got VD You know you never think so You're sore today You're gonna take it back to Californ-I-A My friend was kinda hurtin' For a girl to try He saw one that looked like Pat On Saturday Night Live It had a pair of thingies But a mustache too Not clearly male or female So what to do?