Testo di Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car

Your hubcaps cost more than my car And your car cost more than my house Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years But your balloon cost the same as mine As you drive away, I laugh with my friends 'Cause I just cost you your life And when they find your body slumped over the wheel I'll be in bed soundly asleep Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal Your coffin was carved out of a tree Your funeral was attended by thousands But your overdose was arranged by me As I read the morning paper, I laugh with my friends I just took out a man of God He is survived by seven kids and precious wife He died of unknown causes in his car