Testo di Happy Holidays, You Bastard

It's Christmas Eve, and I’ve only wrapped two fucking presents Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts And now I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off I’ll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs And he shit, shit, shit his pants, he's always fucking shitting his pants And now I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I’ll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I’ll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again