Testo di Breaking News (skit)

A'ight, now I'm 'bout to show you somethin' (What?) Shh, watch Now to breaking news, and it turns on this week in music Detroit rapper Eminem, in a stunning move, has released an album (what? Shh) In which he is actually trying to cancel himself (man, what the fuck?) And right now, at this hour, we got protestors lining the streets downtown Where Kimberly Gill is standing by, KG Hi, Devin, we are outside Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti (man, this some bullshit) Where, as you can see behind me, people are definitely upset over Eminem's new album And are actually calling to boycott the rapper (haha) For songs that include insensitive comments about little people People with mental disabilities, transgender rights and the first amendment (ha-ha-ha-ha, haha)