Testo di Happy Holidays, You Bastard

It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts, I hate, hate, hate your guts, And I'll never talk to you again, unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs and he shit shit shits his pants. He's alway's fuckin' shittin his pants And I'll never talk to you again unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again