Testo di Hellwater Keepsake

spoken in Hillbilly accent) Voice 1: Hey Vern, should we tell our fans we done made a record? Voice 2: Naw, they'll hear about us once we's gets all rich und famoos. 1: Yeah swimmin' pools. Movie stars. 2: Whoo-wee!! I made myself a well today I build it out of sones and hay Thought it woudl fall, Vern said it's okay It looks like hell But it holds the water It'll do us good When the weather gets hotter I may be dumb But I'm lie maker That well right there's A Hellwater keepsaker It looks like hell But it holds the water (MMM that mighty fine) It'll do us good When the weather gets hotter (Gimme an ice cube sugar) I may be dumb But I'm no lie maker That well there's A Hellwater keepsaker 1: Let's hold on to that one Vern 2: Hey Leroy, this water tastes like cowshit. 1: Huh?