Testo di Mama'a Gettin' Ready For Christmas

Yeah, we all know it's comin' Every year, Thanksgivin' day We're gonna wish we hadn't But we all come over anyway And it's nice to see the family And lord, her cookin's great But when she starts a'hummin' on Jingle Bells We know there ain't no escape 'Cause Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas And you better stay out of her way She's got a a million lights, a ton of decorations And they gotta go up today Yeah, there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out She's gonna have a job for you Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas So you better get ready too Now she's the queen of redneck Christmas At least that's what my daddy thinks While he's climbin' up the ladder with an eight foot Santa That laughs and waves and blinks Last year my brother Bill almost got killed Wirin' up that artificial tree And when I get done with these stupid plastic reindeer That's the last that woman's gonna see of me I bet you that! Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas And you better stay out of her way She's got a a million lights, a ton of decorations And they gotta go up today Naw, there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out She's gonna have a job for you Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas So you better get ready too Aw, the front yard's gonna look like Las Vegas And folks will come from near and far 'Cause everybody knows when she throws that switch Christmas is about to start Yeah, Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas And you better stay out of her way She's got a a million lights, a ton of decorations And they gotta go up today Naw, there ain't no doubt when they're all pulled out She's gonna have a job for you Yeah, Mama's gettin' ready for Christmas So you better get ready too I said my mama's gettin' ready for Christmas Merry Christmas everybody! So you better get ready too