Paroles de Lay People

It doesn't matter how rich or poor we are Doesn't matter what sex or species we are Doesn't matter with which nation we associate Doesn't matter what politics we love or hate We've still got to go to the toilet There's no way of getting 'round this I'm afraid We're all busy going to the toilet But not on television We've all got to do the toilet one But not on television We're all lay people when it comes to the brown We're all at one with each other Cause somewhere in between the black and white There's us just sitting or squatting Laying down the brown