Paroles de Santa Ana Winds

What's with these Santa Ana Winds? What's with the staff at Pannikin? California gotta warn ya Catalina's getting meaner and La Jolla's got a bad case of the spins Happy Hurricanes and percolator drips… And don't forget to tip! What's with these fashion magazines? They smell like passionfruit and real cool teens Everybody wants a honey, but the covergirl's a dummy And it figures she's got bruises on her knees… Pretty boobies and a perfect SAT score Who could ask for more? What's with my stupid six month lease? What's with this recent rent increase? I don't mean to keep on bitchin', but it's raining in the kitchen Chicken little says the ceiling's caving in I want to go Home Sweet Home!!!