Letra de Entertain Me

A neighbour stole my VCR Can´t afford to fill up my car It´s been a while since I paid the rent I wonder where that money went Fox & Scully just disappeared Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard Broke a rib trying to find the bed The lights are out and the phone is dead Or is it my head Entertain me, entertain me Make me laugh ´til I hit the floor Entertain me, entertain me Crack a joke ´til I can´t take no more My girl is gone and so´s the cat The junk I eat is making me fat The virus-scan fucked up last night While I was jerking off to a neat website Spent my bucks on apathy Precious, precious enemy The landlord´s dog just ate my shoe My buddy´s busy sniffin´ glue I´m thinking about you Entertain me, entertain me Make me laugh ´til I hit the floor Entertain me, entertain me Slip for me ´til I can´t take no more Take your hypocritic pointers And shove ém up your ass Don´t need your condescending attitude Find somebody else to harass