Letra de The Truth About Toad

Have you met Toad? He's Princess Peach's PA Just between us, I think he's definitely gay You may not agree, but listen close and you'll see He's very likely to be a big gay (Big gay) He shops for shoes like Aretha Franklin in a big hat store He's a Judy idolizer, with facial moisturizer galore (Gay gay gay gay gay) He loves ballet And he owns the Golden Girls on DVD He went to seminary Link says hes a fairy for sure (And Link knows his fairies) On the other hand, he may just be metro Plenty of guys are goin' that way, today-ay And if he's gay, we still would like (Would like) Would like (Would like) Him an- (Him an-) -y way! That's my friend Toad, So yeah he's definitely gay It's not his fault, they cultivated him that way He swears that he's bi, we're pretty sure its a lie, But either way a fungi, who says "haayy!"