Letra de Puntificating

Does anyone have some corn on the Ty Cobb? What inspired a neat freak to be a slob Can I take a ride in Dave's Mustang? Does Wolfgang or Jack have black fangs? Don't mind me, I need berating I am just puntificating As cheesy as all this sounds The Swiss Parmesan clowns I know I'm dull but my knife is sharp I tinker with my Islamic Jew's Harp A random act and obscure reference Not many get it, but that's my preference Don't mind me, I need berating I am just puntificating The coffee cup I carry, it's like my drug I walk down the street, hoping not to be mugged Don't mind me, I need berating I am just puntificating The UFOs I've seen, I can't recognize Carter's mayonnaise, is supersized I have a taste for food on a pallet I hammer out the details with a mallet Corny cob as I am, please don't harp I'm trying my best to be sharp