Letra de Stable hand

So what does a 'stable hand' do ? Well what I should do is groom the horses, maintain the saddles and bridles, And muck out the stalls - but I never do the mucking out bit ... So why don't you muck out ? It's a horrible job - so I do a 'trade off' with one of the lads. Sounds interesting ... It's more stimulating than interesting ! Given the choice, I'd always prefer to be fucked silly by a strapping young lad, than shovel shit all afternoon. In fact, I'd shag'em even if they didn't trade. But don't tell them.