Songtext von Unreasonable Egg

One day I woke up to sounds so strange to me Something it seems was lying on my bed Oh! Such a strange sight So smooth to touch so white so much Such great capacity It was nothing but an egg I have two eyeballs in my head (so familiar!) I have two lungs in my chest (so familiar!) I have two arms and two legs (so familiar!) ...But I've never known such an unreasonable egg Surely I've never seen such an unreasonable egg... The doctor comes and says try to understand The pastor comes and says confess your sins to us The teacher comes and says let's be calm Someone like think it Someone likes to know it But sure all are confused I have a brain in my head (usuality!) I have a liver in my belly (usuality!) I have a mouth in my face (usuality!) ...But I've never known such an unreasonable egg Surely I've never seen such an unreasonable egg... We have the knowledge of all (unreality!) We have the common sense of all (unreality!) We have the wisdom, but it is (unreality!) (Hello dr. Seuss! What it is? It is an egg, what's this both wrong????) One day I woke up to sounds so strange to me Something it seems was lying on my bed So white and so big Unreasonable egg unreasonable egg unreasonable egg Unreasonable egg! Unreasonable egg! Unreasonable egg! Unreasonable egg! Unreasonable egg! ...Unreasonable egg!!