Songtext von Nonce Of Bel Air

Now this is the story all about how My wife got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just shit right there I'll tell you how I became the nonce of a town called bel-air In west Philadelphia born and raped On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And shooting some retards outside of the school When a couple of gays said were up in no good Started fucking chickens in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my mom got aids And said y Ou're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air I whistled for a ho and when she came near Her ass was fresh and she had a lice in her hair If anything I could say that this ho was rare But I thought now I'd fuck it, yo ho to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the prozzy yo, bone you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my boner as the nonce of bel-air