Songtext von The Real Me

I'm a singer alcoholic I am mostly melancholic I am wearing just one trousers And that's all that you can see I'm not so old as I'm lookin' I am married and I'm cookin' I'm not a creature just for lookin' There's the face that you can't see Chorus When you see me on TV It's just picture, It's not me Try harder for to see When your beer is fairly good I am drinkin' all the time An' I'm happy for a while My voice is total crime Bud my beer is very good Have you understood While I'm in the mood Where's the fuckin' food When the beer is good I am tortured by our driver Who is drivin' for a fiver I can not stand his lies An' I'll kill him at a time All the others drive me crazy An' they think that I am lazy Often say that I'm a liar But their souls will burn in fire Chorus I'm tired of stupid questions That coused me bad digestions I'm sick to guts of bastards Who really make me mad I am singin' for my pleasure An' that's my only measure That's my cure for livin' When I'm feelin' bad Chorus