Songtext von Canada Has Better Heroin

The beer is better in Canada The people are better in Canada The hockey players are better in Canada But America has better hockey teams. The ecstasy is better in Canada The weed is better in Canada I hear the heroin is stronger in Canada But America has better cocaine The Prostitutes are Cheaper in Canada The strip clubs are cleaner in Canada Blow jobs cost 10 dollars in Canada But America has better crack cocaine.