Songtext von My New Dick

My new dick is long It's thick and it's strong Like the fjord I sit and I touch it I greet the sun's rays with a roar Where bad boys play Good girls do not stay They will never follow Ah, my heart is deep and hollow My new dick goes on into tomorrow My new nature, no sorrow will hold My new dick won't be soiled or sold My new dick is loving It's sick and it's shoving my hand I'll move all around Bump across the ground in the sand Where seagulls lay their eggs and they pray Godspeed the father your light I cry so loud with delight And also with most of my might My new dick finds warm place tonight My new nature some honey will hold With mysteries yet to be told My new dick is bashful and bold My future will lightly unfold My new dick has ten teeth made of gold