Songtext von Good Friday

thank you for the easter bunny sitting at my door it wasn't made of chocolate but it shit right on my floor thank you god for christmas trees return the gifts for money thank you for my paycheck now here's your 10% I'd love to give you more but I barely make my rent thank you lord for turning fruity grapes right into wine it sure does make it easy to try out my pick-up line once there was no T.P. inside my hotel room the bible had 10,000 pages but I only used a few sunday school such a joy forced to fondle reverend roy good friday