Songtext von Valentino

I used to be smart Got A and O in Art Plus two highly inflammable bees That will if you ask Buzz into a flask Filled up with cold coffee and tea You said if today We go away and play You'll buy us a toffee or two With bottles of wine To drink when we dine Down at the Ritzy Where people get tipsy On mints as strong as some Lemon and lime, orange juice Citrus fruits That spring from the vine And just in case you Refer to my I.Q. As being unbelievably low Let me tell you this With my very first kiss I knocked spots off Valentino Pretty Rudy-o-doe