Songtext von The Fabulous Baker Boy

Baker, baker, baker boy Bake a girl, bake a boy They come to me for donuts and blueberry pie They love my creme merengue And my fresh baked rye Have a taste, have a taste Help yourself, feel free It's just you and me In the fabulous bakery yeah (yeah) Try the maja-blanca and my leche flan I never use brown sugar or milk from a can Have a taste, have a taste Help yourself, feel free It's just you and me In the fabulous bakery yeah (yeah) Last Christmas, papa died In a freak baking accident, how I cried Too much flour and too much yeast A costly mistake for the perfect fruitcake The fabulous baker boy, that's me Yeah, that's me Baker, baker, baker boy Bake a girl, bake a boy Bake you this, bake you that I don't care if you get fat Bake it fast, bake it quick Shadow jumped over a candlestick Good morning Mister baker Boy Good morning to you too sir And welcome to the bakery Oh, thank you but you know As a baker myself I've always wondered What are some of your secret ingredients For baking your fantastic fruitcake? First you have to love what you doing Of course you have to love what you doing Of course but ah what else? Besides technical matters you know First you have to taste what you're doing Ok, and I guess the next thing that you're Going to say is you have to smell what you're doing No, next is you have to love yourself and feel free Feel free, feel free to do what if I may ask? Feel free to have a taste and hop yourself in Ah ok, feel free to taste and to take a bite This is very very important Yeah! Take a bite of the fruitcake But wait a minute before you take a bite of the fruitcake You have to bake the fruitcake first, right? Yes, to start baking the fruitcake, we need fruits, correct? Umm, yes, that is also correct That's a good assumption Yeah! That's a very great assumption Those fruits, they come from my friend the fruit fairy The fruit fairy, uuh, he or she? Uuh, she, he lives around the corner around the bend Ok, ok, ok, okay, so what else is the possible secret For the fruitcake that you make, shall we Let me see, oh, my good friends, the mother packers Wait a minute, I'm beginning to wonder Are you really the one who makes the fruitcakes or Is it the ones that are in- I actually order them from the Swiss house And then I repackage them here Wait a minute, wait a minute So that means you're not who actually makes the fruitcakes? Am I supposed to be the one who makes the fruitcake?