Songtext von Jessica's Bra

Ah, welcome to the hallowed inner circles o' Jessica's bra Since you're askin', that's a typo on a sign above the bar Big Mary is a-wrestlin' with her conscience and a toe She's a champion at both, a flick of her hips and over you go There's a fella in the corner sippin' water through a straw We'll keep an eye on him, just to be absolutely sure It's somewhere to escape from the unpleasantries of life A chance to get away from all the trouble and the strife Nelson's falling over while he's lying down We all respect his talent so we'll leave him there for now And the fella in the corner sipping water through a straw He's completely motionless, what the hell's he waiting for? Mr Bland's an issue solver from the ministry of grey Commissioned by a caring team to turn up every day We're all helping with the gravity, make sure it never fails With bawdy camaraderie and flagons of Tumbling Ale A tweedy bird from Berkshire is looking for some rough Sidles up to Bailey, who is more than rough enough And now the vicar's daughter's doing hand-stands up the wall The boys reach out to grab her before she takes a fall And if you want to know what happened to the funny little fella He's being educated at a session in the cellar And should you still be wondrin' where on Earth you are Tell your friends you're having the time of your life, heh, in Jessica's bra In Jessica's Bra, wow