Songtext von Freeze Dried Man

Jeffrey Dahmer wanted a freeze-dried man So he could do things he enjoyed again and again Jeff said he'd fondle, rub, and lay with his freeze dried man And pose him for pictures if flexible, with his polaroid in hand Jeffrey had a plan To freeze dry a man But the device was thirty grand So the thought was quickly canned He went to the taxidermist to enquire on how to freeze dry a man He told the man it was for a rabbit, but that was just a lie Instead Jeffrey wanted to freeze dry a man But the device was thirty grand, So the thought was quickly canned Jeffrey had a plan To freeze dry a man But the device was thirty grand So the thought was quickly canned