Songtext von Scotland's Worst Invention

I hate tv Watch a film instead Hundreds of channels Still nothing on Except for what not to wear And now on, on sky one The simpsons I’ve seen this one Previously on lost We're going to watch fifteen minutes that you've already watched And 'cause every episode's exactly the same We're going to leave you on a cliffhanger again Nothing on I'm channel hopping but it seems to me there's nothing that I want to watch I feel like stopping but it's easier to just sit and drop off Bbc, I see Mtv, I see Abc, I see Itv, I see What's with all these fucking soaps? I want ray mears not hollyoaks You might think that I'm being blunt But who seriously watches bargain hunt? I don't take note of what they say 'Cause I look good naked anyway I know, I know, I want it I know I want it Daytime tv makes me sick And I'm sick of it Go outside, ride a bike Just do something Stand by