Songtext von Taint Worth It

In a town where mostly animals roam There's a sheriff who has found himself a home And some gold was delivered from the stage His deputy dog and him was to keep it safe If there's any kind of signal or noise The sheriff will come pumping lead in those boys So, the deputy stands guard of all the gold The two crooks think they have this one sold From the moment they walk in Hazards, pain and laugher do begin They tried so hard to take their fill Instead they were left running up the hill Every effort they made results in hurt Covering their mouth, up the way they skirt They bottle it up, and even switch heads They burp and are tickled and tongues stretched Only after being blown up time after time They turned themselves in for their crime All that effort to be quiet and sleek He couldn't hear, battery has been dead a week