Songtext von Cauliflour Ear

Have you ever been on the phone before For a long extended amount of time Have you ever hit your nose against the door Well its like that worse over many times That organ on the side of your head Scoops sound from all around When it's pressed against the phone Sweat's out a garden salad down Never would I think of all the veggies that I eat That some would grow out of my ear No matter how hard I try or how much I pry I cannot make it disappear It started in my brain and now it's such a pain I just don't understand why Thousand Island looses out where's the sauerkraut It's beginning to draw some flies Hey cauliflaur I'll never call you again Your poison leaks through the telephone lines