Songtext von World of Warcraft Ruined My Life

Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right I'm meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight My cell phone is ringing and it's probably my girl I let it go to voicemail cause I've entered the World Listen, I don't wanna nag you but You've gotta stop playing this game You've been walking around as that stupid cow For the past eleven days I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft He said he loved me and I thought it would last We used to go out but now I'm just here waiting He never calls back he is too busy raiding I hate that stupid game I don't have a problem I feel totally fine But I've just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time My cow might look stupid, but he's an engineer How could you not love him with all his epic gear? With level 450 cooking And level 450 fishing Baby, I don't wanna be a pest But you haven't showered in a week You've been running around a made up town For at least a thousand days I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft He said he loved me and I thought it would last We used to go out but now I'm just here waiting He never calls back he is too busy raiding I hate that stupid game What happened to you, honey You've hit a new low All the gold you farm in your game Couldn't buy me a rose But, baby, I am telling you I'll quit after tonight After tonight